- A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
- A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
- A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
- A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
- A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt....
